Vanisms

Van: mommymommy, I want to watch something on the pooter.

Translation: mommy, mommy I want to watch something on the computer.

Van: mommymommy, can I go to Cole's house so we can play injun turtles?

Translation: mommy, mommy can I go to Cole's house so we can play Ninja Turtles.

Van: I want a tookie.

Translation: I want a cookie.

Van: can I play with that hummbrella?

Translation: I want to break that umbrella.

Josh: Van, what happened to the buckles on your tool box?

Van: I don't know.

Josh: why don't you ask your daddy.

Van: daddy, where are the buttholes?

No translation needed.

Love.That.Kid.